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My favourite Avengers: Texts From Last Night
I was playing Minecraft. I spent several hours digging a large system of tunnels down into the ground to mine iron and such. I found a large cavern and happily began exploring.
Then I fell several hundred stories. Luck had it that there was water beneath me so I didn’t die. But now I am trapped in the second cavern with only enough wood to make maybe 20 more torches.
Kaylee is coming over so we can find a way out together.
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
oh my lord
#what’s funny is that he woke up looking like this #I bet Coulson was the one who combed his hair after they thawed him out
“It falls JUST LIKE THIS OKAY, here I have reference pictures from the third propaganda film, it looks juuuust like that. No, not—ugh, can’t you do anything right, give me that comb.”
